Poker Tweets - Randal Flowers

Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
This Summer was brutal poker-wise. At least I get to see my favorite rookie @daanteee ball it up at LVSL tomorrow! #LateralQuickness
9 days 18 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
RT @NameAnagrams: "Giancarlo Stanton" is an anagram of "Strong Anal Action." #HRDerby
9 days 18 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Random HR Derby predictions: Stanton hits the longest dong. Tulo hits the most HR in the 1st round. Morneau wins it.
9 days 18 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
RT @KDonhoops: Home Run Derby on shrooms with Chris Berman cranked way up is probably a yearly thing for some group of guys, somewhere.
9 days 21 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Tripled up with pointy nipples. Now up to a milly in chippies. 36 left. 810k avg.
12 days 15 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
319k on dinner in this Veneesh timbey goin to 20kbb next. 42 left, avg 695k, $300k for the belt.
12 days 16 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Played 2 hands today. Back to sleep now.
15 days ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Is the @ARIAPoker $560 tom really at 830am? If we go reg then, are we gtd to be seated anytime soon there after? Cc @SavagePoker
15 days 11 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
.@RunGoodRussell Fk no. Would be sick if Hornets know Utah will match regardless. Would be like an advanced level auction fantasy draft move
15 days 13 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
There's only one reason Hayward could wanna be a Charlotte Hornet. #bojangles
15 days 14 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Hayward to the Hornets. God. I'm having Morrison flashbacks already. #nowhiteys
15 days 14 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Lebron out here giving Cavs fans rhino stripper-esque blue balls. I guess a Dan Gilbert slowroll is pretty funny.
15 days 14 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
gg the main gl to friends and swaps.
15 days 22 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
RT @billbarnwell: Forget 5-0; imagine if you bet on Germany beating Brazil 4-0 and lost your 300-1 shot after like three minutes
15 days 22 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
"How was your WSOP ME day 1?" "Had a tough table so I tank-folded every possible hand to stall into day 2. Softer table draw."
16 days 11 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Got up to 135k no showdown from 70k but then Trickett got me in a 4bet pot 8765cccx vs my AAK3ss on 532ccx. Main Event Monday.
19 days 21 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
68k to end after a bunch of absurd shit happened.
20 days 9 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Bled down to 81k goin to 800bb. Guy moved to left of me couldn't have bathed in the past 3 days. :(((
20 days 12 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
Up to 127k in the 10k PLO from 30k starting stacks. 500bb coming up next.
20 days 14 hours ago
Randal Flowers
Randal Flowers
So our best strat to win has to be get to PK's where Howard can just save everything right?
22 days 21 hours ago